ejakeulati0n:

dude i’m gonna frickin hold your hand so hard it’s gonna blow your mind with how hecka rad my affection is

(via mrs-chriscolfer)

i’m such a jealous little shit but i’ll never say a word about it

(via bevbound)

picsandquotes:

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shutupaubrey:

partyatsheashouse:

shutupaubrey:

beer is my second language

beers a liquid, not a language

lmao I went to harvard law and majored in beerology I think I know what I’m talking about nerd

(via orgasm)